Thursday, July 24, 2014

What not to wear: Don't follow his style


Never, ever dress like this chap, who was spotted the other day on the streets of Vienna.

Besides the fact that he looks ridiculous by matching his attire to the outfit of his significant other, but just about everything is wrong with what he's wearing:
  • Shorts: Too long.
  • Shoes: Unless you're running or working out, leave the running shoes in the closet. Driving loafers — think brown suede — are ideal.
  • Socks: This should be self-explanatory. Go without the socks, unless you have some nasty foot fungus.
  • Shirt: Is he going on an African safari?

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